Cartoon Physics Governing Law: Thought Balloons Become Court Evidence
Key points
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Thought balloons become admissible evidence in court.
[email protected] specified that thoughts captured in balloons could serve as evidence.
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Political malfeasance will endure regardless of physical changes.
@[email protected] claimed the US would fail to fix political corruption even if anvils ran out.
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Everyday public signage becomes inherently ridiculous.
[email protected] noted that even street signs would look funny.
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A specific trope—'Rabbit Season'—would become permanent.
[email protected] asserted the reality would be dominated by 'Rabbit Season' year-round.
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Personal safety awareness regarding work is severely undermined.
[email protected] posited that job dangers would be fully known but ignored.
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Character dynamics would impose absurd new rules.
[email protected] suggested BoJack Horseman would enforce mandatory naming conventions for all horses.
Source posts
Yes!
#IfCartoonsRuledTheWorld
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8 boosts · 10 favs · 0 replies · Apr 18, 2026
#ifcartoonsruledtheworld#hashtaggames
:mooninite_green: clearly, we already do
:mooninite_pink: yeah that's right!
#IfCartoonsRuledTheWorld
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4 boosts · 7 favs · 0 replies · Apr 18, 2026
#hashtaggames#ifcartoonsruledtheworld
#IfCartoonsRuledTheWorld
…the US would run out of anvils before we got rid of our evil politicians.
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5 boosts · 6 favs · 0 replies · Apr 18, 2026
#hashtaggames#ifcartoonsruledtheworld
#IfCartoonsRuledTheWorld
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The Grey House, Washing DC
1 boosts · 5 favs · 0 replies · Apr 18, 2026
#hashtaggames#ifcartoonsruledtheworld
#ifcartoonsruledtheworld
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Don't they?
1 boosts · 4 favs · 0 replies · Apr 18, 2026
#ifcartoonsruledtheworld#hashtaggames
It'd be Rabbit Season all year long.
#IfCartoonsRuledTheWorld
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3 boosts · 4 favs · 0 replies · Apr 18, 2026
#ifcartoonsruledtheworld#hashtaggames
#IfCartoonsRuledTheWorld we'd know the job was dangerous when we took it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKss2pBYQ6Y
#HashtagGames #SuperChicken
2 boosts · 4 favs · 0 replies · Apr 18, 2026
#superchicken#hashtaggames#ifcartoonsruledtheworld
The contents of thought balloons would be admissible in court as evidence.
#IfCartoonsRuledTheWorld
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3 boosts · 4 favs · 0 replies · Apr 18, 2026
#ifcartoonsruledtheworld#hashtaggames
2 Words: Mono Rail!
#IfCartoonsRuledTheWorld #HashTagGames #NorthHaverbrook #Brockway #Ogdenville
2 boosts · 3 favs · 0 replies · Apr 18, 2026
#ogdenville#brockway#northhaverbrook#hashtaggames#ifcartoonsruledtheworld
BoJack Horseman would make sure all horses have names
#HorseWithNoName
#IfCartoonsRuledTheWorld
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1 boosts · 2 favs · 0 replies · Apr 18, 2026
#horsewithnoname#ifcartoonsruledtheworld#hashtaggames
Seemingly horrific accidents would just be a minor inconvenience.
#IfCartoonsRuledTheWorld
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2 boosts · 2 favs · 0 replies · Apr 18, 2026
#hashtaggames#ifcartoonsruledtheworld
Everyone would get paid Tuesdaay for a hamburger today.
#IfCartoonsRuledTheWorld
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2 boosts · 2 favs · 0 replies · Apr 18, 2026
#hashtaggames#ifcartoonsruledtheworld
#ifcartoonsruledtheworld rogs rould ralk, ralbeit rith rum reech rimpediments #rashtaggames
2 boosts · 2 favs · 0 replies · Apr 18, 2026
#rashtaggames#ifcartoonsruledtheworld
#ifcartoonsruledtheworld
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Everything you do would incredibly dangerous, educational and fun.
Seatbelts everyone!
3 boosts · 1 favs · 0 replies · Apr 18, 2026
#hashtaggames#ifcartoonsruledtheworld
#ifcartoonsruledtheworld baby kangaroos would be the world's deadliest creatures #hashtaggames
4 boosts · 1 favs · 0 replies · Apr 18, 2026
#hashtaggames#ifcartoonsruledtheworld